It's Always About A Girl

The Hellmouth
"I want some cocoa puffs!"

7:19 PM, Nov. 6, 2008

Priceless

8:36 PM, Nov. 1, 2008

Finding parking downtown on Halloween: $10

Hanging out with some cool friends, buying drinks: $20

Falling in love with Holly Golightly and Hermione (sadly, no picture of her):

$awesome

playing poker with drunk people until 6am: $80 (that's how much I made) :D

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Why Are Things So Hard for Time Warner?

7:48 PM, Oct. 28, 2008

All I want to do is pay my bill, I guess they don't want my money :p

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When Your Own Words Won't Do, Plagiarize. --Me

7:57 PM, Oct. 26, 2008

Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood
Clean from my hand? No; this my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one red.

Lady Macbeth

When you like girls, you accept that from time to time they will break your heart. It's in the fine print and you sign anyway.

From Malcolm in the Middle

Job was a pussy.

Anonymous

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Albert Einstein

Starkiller.

Skywalker's original name

I have dreamed a dream but now that dream is gone from me.

Morpheus

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Obama Is Going To Lose

8:43 PM, Oct. 15, 2008

I'm a better debater than he is.

He should be creaming McCain but he keeps being amiable and taking the bait.

McCain is throwing all this crap which includes facts, lies, accusations and half-truths but he says them succintly. He interrupts, he jabs and Obama does nothing!

Obama needed to directly face McCain yet he keeps stuttering. "uhhs" and "uhmms". He should make his point, beat McCain's argument in one or two sentences and keep going.

He needs to stop using "maybe this is why"s and "this is where McCain and I disagree"s and more of "you are wrong"s and "my plan is this: point, point, point"s

Maybe he needs a n*gga moment.

He just said "Let me respond, actually I understand pretty well"? Are you fucking kidding me? Just SAY what you have to say and stop using connecting sentences. You're audience is Americans, short attention span? We lost you back on your first "uh-uh-uh". You just wasted precious seconds. I've won debates with less syllables than he used there.

Fuck man!

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Innocent?

8:55 PM, Oct. 10, 2008

Palin pre-empts state report, clears self in probe

Not!

If you get past the feeling of despair, this election is very entertaining.

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Afraid much?

7:17 PM, Oct. 10, 2008

Seems McCain supporters are getting quite a bit angry.

"Off with his head!"?

Seriously?

Is "let's lynch him!" next?

I'm worried of having a gaggle of idiots (again) running the country, these people are terrified of someone they either don't bother knowing more about or have been fed lies about.

And WHAT THE FUCK is up with all the noise about the Palin photo on Newsweek?

Bad lighting?

It's a portrait you imbeciles!

Not a beauty shot.

Not a glamour shot.

A portrait is supposed to capture character. Good portraits showcase for you something of the subject besides their physical beauty (except for those truly beautiful people for which a portrait is a beauty shot). You can also see what the photographer is about too, but you gotta fire up a couple of synapses. Does the photographer have a "say" on how this portrait is made. Duh!

Are photographers biased? Absolutely.

But this is not the photographer's "fault" (if fault is to be assigned for anything). After the photo is taken, an editor decides where the picture goes and how it's shown.

That editor can make that photo look however he wants.

Remember OJ Simpson? (not from last week, but from 14 years ago)

On the left is the un-retouched mugshot taken of Simpson on, hey, it's Newsweek!. On the right is the same mugshot edited to make it look more sinister (darker, more contrast, vignette).

One more thing, Newsweek usually doesn't retouch cover photos (except for that Martha Stewart thing in 2005).

Oh and about "bad light". Look close at her eyes and notice the light sources: a softbox above and to her left and either a reflector or another light below to balance the main light. Look it up. This type of light is flattering . . . . perhaps Ms Palin is not as "beautiful" as people think?

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